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Voodoo Mutual
I was writing for a sketch comedy troupe last summer, and came up with some ideas for fake ads. Though the troupe is no more, I still hope to film these someday – either live or through Flash animation.


Here’s one idea....................................


[A man in a conservative gray suit stands facing the camera, behind him is a sign advertising ‘Voodoo Mutual.’]


“Are you one of the millions of working class Americans who can’t afford health insurance? Well Voodoo Mutual can help with the lowest-priced coverage available!


“We have none of the costs of a traditional carrier, because we have NONE of the benefits! With our plan, you’ll live a normal, miserable and far-too-short life. But, after your early death, our claims specialists will rush to your door! There, using our patented Voodoo reanimation techniques, your corpse will be brought back to life!


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